Back to Japan. One of the products I picked up during my visit was a powdered tea promising to increase your bust size to a whopping F-cup (woohoo~!). I first read about it on Tokyo Mango and since this year has been all about trying new things (ex., Lactagen, colon cleanse) I had to get it. It contains an herb called pueraria mirifica which is supposed to aid in the miraculous effort. I mean, I've accepted my god-given bosom which, while not ample enough to form peaks and valleys, is enough to keep strapless gowns from succumbing to gravity. The 10-pack of tea costs under $10 bucks -- chump change in yen.So this is how it went:
Day One: 10 a.m. Following instructions I emptied a pack into a cup of hot water and mixed. It tasted similar to a European tea, like Earl Grey, only very, very sweet.
11 a.m. Stomach grumbles. I make a mad dash to the restroom.
The End.
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Sadly, I decided to end the experiment at Day One. It felt more like a colon cleanse than a natural boob job. So much for F-cup.
4 comments:
hahahah!!! that's hilarious. maybe i should try that tea to stop constipation.
whatever, i don't trust teas that promise anything less than an M cup.
Maybe the effects are accomplished through bloating...
Muhahah! F'ing cup, is more like it!
BLEH!
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