Don't tell anyone but Mikey and I hopped the fence last night onto the Oscar red carpet. It was great! We were hobnobbing with the stars and offering rote interviews to bleary-eyed reporters. Before being escorted off the carpet, Wolfgang Puck tossed me this gold-powdered chocolate statuette he prepared for the Governer's Ball that night.
I love freebies. It's the only indicator I've finally made something of myself. Sure, Oscar goodie bags are worth thousands, but this chocolate gem is priceless. Hurray, I brought home an Oscar! Now the question is, should I eat it or Ebay it?
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5 comments:
You should record an acceptance speech before eating or ebaying.
Also, I know you have a great photo of W.Puck, so why didn't you post it?
Hmmmm maybe.
Actually, okay!
Too bad you have no reason to post your Helen Mirren and your Rinko Kikuchi. The Larry David is my personal favorite.
You didn't get a piece of those smoked salmon Ocars on the bottom tier?
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