Monday, February 26, 2007

And the Oscar goes to....


Don't tell anyone but Mikey and I hopped the fence last night onto the Oscar red carpet. It was great! We were hobnobbing with the stars and offering rote interviews to bleary-eyed reporters. Before being escorted off the carpet, Wolfgang Puck tossed me this gold-powdered chocolate statuette he prepared for the Governer's Ball that night.

I love freebies. It's the only indicator I've finally made something of myself. Sure, Oscar goodie bags are worth thousands, but this chocolate gem is priceless. Hurray, I brought home an Oscar! Now the question is, should I eat it or Ebay it?


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5 comments:

cari - Inland Empirical said...

You should record an acceptance speech before eating or ebaying.

Also, I know you have a great photo of W.Puck, so why didn't you post it?

Pirikara said...

Hmmmm maybe.

Pirikara said...

Actually, okay!

cari - Inland Empirical said...

Too bad you have no reason to post your Helen Mirren and your Rinko Kikuchi. The Larry David is my personal favorite.

cari - Inland Empirical said...

You didn't get a piece of those smoked salmon Ocars on the bottom tier?