Monday, February 26, 2007
Don't tell anyone but Mikey and I hopped the fence last night onto the Oscar red carpet. It was great! We were hobnobbing with the stars and offering rote interviews to bleary-eyed reporters. Before being escorted off the carpet, Wolfgang Puck tossed me this gold-powdered chocolate statuette he prepared for the Governer's Ball that night.
I love freebies. It's the only indicator I've finally made something of myself. Sure, Oscar goodie bags are worth thousands, but this chocolate gem is priceless. Hurray, I brought home an Oscar! Now the question is, should I eat it or Ebay it?
In the News:
SUPERSIZED PLEA: "Food Police" Wants Restaurants to Disclose Nutrition Information on Menus
MILKING THE MARKET: Dairy Industry Push Branded Emoticon to Teens